created a new adverb for this post

I feel like I'm in a hotel because:

1. The kids are asleep in the living room so I'm hanging out in my bedroom.
2. I'm using my computer while sitting on a bed.
3. My regular breakfast wasn't available.
4. I have to walk from my bedroom to the kitchen for a cup of coffee.
5. The coffee is incredibly, undrinkably weak. (I didn't measure properly. Probably because I'm out of sorts due to 1-4.)

Now, if only someone would come behind and clean...