(remember that time you accidentally bit into a tylenol?)
lemon-balm-leaves-infused water does not make good lemonade
(remember that time you tasted dirt?)
dumping freshly popped popcorn into a ziploc bag
because you are getting into a car and are afraid
that you'll spill a bowl-full,
and plus you don't like to scrape your hand across the buttery bag
is not a bright idea
(remember the smell of burning plastic from when you
left a bag on a burner and then turned on that burner?)
that's all.
how about you? any advice from the real life?
I can hear you in this...fantastic.
ReplyDeleteAdvice from me? Remember when you called that friend and hung up on her husband because he's not very nice and then you remembered everyone as in everyone has caller Id.
what, are you a 6th grader? hanging up on people? you crack me up, sullivan.
Deletelessons learned... and shared. ;)
ReplyDeletejust think how boring life would be if you already knew everything......imissyou
ReplyDeleteGood chuckle this morning, Kendal.
ReplyDeleteI can think of one thing from my past...
Remember that one time when you were in a hurry and used your spray deodorant, but then realized it was hair spray? Sticky pits aren't any better than stinky pits...
:)